What We're Laughing At

🎶I Work in a Warehouse
Warning: innuendo, mild profanity, and impeccable rhyme scheme

🪠It's Going Down
We're yelling plunger (plushie)

It's National Word Nerd Day. 

Here's our favorite gifts for that special someone who loves to talk.
 
Or for you, if you're the problem. #selfcare

If you're like us, you have the motor skills of a three-year-old trying to insert a Capri Sun straw, so you dread wrapping presents every year.

As the experts in craptastic packaging, we've rounded up the highest-rated novelty wrapping paper that puts the err in merry. No affiliation, just our endorsement of the chaos.

Warning, some of these are also sliiiiiiightly NSFW. Shocker.

As you sit back and pretend you care about football this fine Friday, here's what we're watching in the office while the boss is out.

This week's issue: Jumpscares, Duck Farts, and other Scary Stories for Halloween

In this issue: Sasquatch Poo, Cats on Wheels, and Casual Cannibalism. Plus, our Threads suspension and a splash of eye bleach for good measure.