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December 12, 2025
Your Witty Weekly
Hi, hello.
We're switching things up, obvs. Less clutter, more what you've asked for in the world of weird and witty. Let us know how you like it on socials, by replying to this email, or like, purchasing something we make.
If you don't like it, of course you can also tell us that. And Bah Humbug to you too.
Our 2025 Picks for the Best Prank Gift Boxes
What We're Laughing At
📦 'Tis the Season for Porch Pirates
Karma is an exploding glitter bomb, and Mark Rober is the king
🍆 This Ad Disguised As Couples' Therapy
Because "I love your small 🍆" is the happy ending we all want
🌽 The Cob Quicky
We have a comment for this one but it's NSFN (not safe for newsletters)
⏰ The Long Ceiling Fan
Great for sleep, rough for waking up
🥤 Drinking Out of Anything But a Cup
Until the boss of this random insurance group notices
👋 Waving Inflatable Tube Guy: Desktop Edition
We still prefer our Shart Kit , but this is a great Secret Santa gift too
Wrapping Wroundup
If you're like us, you have the motor skills of a three-year-old trying to insert a Capri Sun straw, so you dread wrapping presents every year.
As the experts in craptastic packaging, we've rounded up the highest-rated novelty wrapping paper that puts the err in merry. No affiliation, just our endorsement of the chaos.
Warning, some of these are also sliiiiiiightly NSFW. Shocker.
- Cool 💩 for Christmas Paper
- Pizza Wrapping Paper
- Pink "Merry Xmas, Assholes" Paper
- Rude Mushrooms Paper
- Stacked Hamburger Paper
- Nutcracker "I Want Your Nuts" Paper
- Ugly Xmas Sweater Paper
Honorable Mentions:
Note: Please check dimensions before buying; most of these are SHEETS, not ROLLs. Reading is fun.
From the Blog
Why are guys so hard to shop for?
Women are super easy: they have dozens upon dozens of little things they want. But guys? It’s like Mission: Impossible. No intel, no preferences, and the target insists “whatever’s fine.” It’s just you defusing a bomb while Tom Cruise whispers, “He already has a nose hair trimmer.”
So here are my favorite stocking stuffer picks for dudes. Consider it my Christmas present to you. You’re welcome.
Yeti Thoughts
If a dinosaur farts, it's a blast from the past
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