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January 9, 2026

It's National Word Nerd Day.
Here's our favorite gifts for that special someone who loves to talk.
Or for you, if you're the problem. #selfcare
In Honor of Word Nerds, Our New Fave
fartlek | ˈfärt-ˌlek (or as we like to say, fart-lick) | noun
A training technique, particularly for runners, in which periods of intense effort alternate with periods of lighter activity. From Swedish fartlek, literally "speed play."
Example: "My coach made me do fartleks this morning and now I need a drink."

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Crying (from laughter) over spilled milk in this house
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