Witty Weekly
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You needed something to doomscroll while you're on the john anyway, didn't you?
Can We Offer You Some Eye Bleach in These Trying Times?
What We're Laughing At
Annoying Present With Middle Finger
That we really wish we'd thought of as a Witty Yeti product. 10/10
Treat the Children, Trick the Adults
The best way to prank people on Halloween. Stay safe, fellow kids
Are You Sitting Down?
Southwest still trying to convince us that literally anyone wanted assigned seating
This Cat on a Wheel
Apparently there are gym creeps even in the animal world
Sasquatch Poop
Should we do a Yeti version? Tell us on X if yes
Cannibalism, Yea or Nay?
We talk about the important stuff in life, okay
So That Happened.
If you missed The Drama, we got suspended from Threads last week. Apparently Witty Yeti is too hot for the snowflakes over in the Metaverse. ❄️❄️
You'll just have to stay subscribed here or follow us on X instead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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People say to touch grass but regularly kill houseplants
