The 1-Minute Wit
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Enough time to go snag that last slice of pie because those ingrates being lazy on your couch don't deserve it. We'll wait.
Sick of Black Friday Shopping?
Us too. Everyone's getting a Shart Survival Kit this year.
Everyone.
Sorry, Mom.
(we're not sorry)

As you sit back and pretend you care about football this fine Friday, here's what we're watching in the office while the boss is out.
@HumorBagel
The unmatched Fart Prank King
@lindyandjlo
You think our prank tubes are elaborate?
@howtobasic
How-to videos with a chaotic twist
@VlogCreations
Pranks, but not mean
@WittyYetiYT
'Cause we have a channel too
Got a suggestion for this section?
Clearly not, because no one's ever written to us. We can take a hint. 😭
