January Week 4 Newsletter

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January 23, 2026
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This Week's Issue:

  • What We're Laughing At
  • We Want Your Feedback
  • New Facebook, Who Dis
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What We're Laughing At

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🎶I Work in a Warehouse
Warning: innuendo, mild profanity, and impeccable rhyme scheme

🪠It's Going Down
We're yelling plunger (plushie)

🗑️He Dances Like Trash in the Wind
Follow the OG here @litteredmvments

🖕FU Mittens
Crochet pattern available for your crafting (and bird-flipping) pleasure

📱(iPad) Kids These Days
Even procreation's being taken over by AI, apparently

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Did You Know We're on Facebook???

Neither does anyone else, apparently.

Alexa, play All By Myself


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