Mystery Crate

Regular price $29.99 Sale

Free Shipping

Your order will ship for free via standard service (5-6 days). If you'd like quicker service (3-4 days), select expedited shipping during checkout.

Totally Anonymous

It will ship directly from us with absolutely nothing that can be used to identify you. It's a fun, risk-free prank!

Product Description

We Mail Your Target a Hilariously Labeled Package to Make Them Cringe. Great Gag Gift & Practical Joke. Guaranteed to Mortify & Offend!

Four hand-picked items spanning the full catalog. Best per-item value, biggest reaction. The crate that does it all.



Ordering Instructions

Make sure you select your target's address

If you send it to yourself and complain to us, we will definitely laugh at you.

If you want to leave them a note

On the "Cart" page, there is a box for "Add a Gift Note." Type your message in there, and we will print out the note and include it inside the package.

If you want them to have to sign for it in-person

Choose the "Make Them Sign For It In Person" option above the Add to Cart button. We'll upgrade the shipping so they'll have to sign for it in person. It'll be hilarious.

The Witty Yeti Guarantee

We stand (and maybe hide) behind all of our gag gifts and prank products. If you're not happy, we're not happy--and we want to know!

Just email us at Support@WittyYeti.com. Our witty service agents are on call 24/7 (weekends included!) to guarantee your satisfaction or your money back.