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Definitely the fuel door on their car, truck or ATV. Don’t forget about the toaster, the vice in the garage, the vacuum cleaner, the leaf blower, their laptop, and of course the key hole on their office\/apartment\/dorm door. These stickers are completely unambiguous with a picture\/diagram that makes the looming danger of whatever they are stuck to perfectly evident. So many euphemisms. But no, these suckers will be permanent reminders of what not to put in whatever they’re adhered to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eARE YOUR COWORKERS TOTAL MORONS? Mine are too. These stickers have saved so many dicks at our shop, it’s ri-dick-ulous. So many dicks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCHEAPER THAN PENIS INSURANCE. We don’t have to tell you how expensive penis insurance is. Just get these totally legit stickers and save yourself a giant wad. Of cash…\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBRO, DON’T PUT THAT THERE! Rest easy knowing you’ve properly labeled all the potential dangers of the world, keeping your friends and their first mates safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMOUNT A CAMPAIGN AGAINST DISMEMBERMENT. You know your dumbass coworkers are going to put their dicks in that shiny new machine. Use These Stickers to Prevent that inevitable workers comp claim.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% SAFETY GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK. 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Never again with our Vaginal Use Only stickers - or Rectal Use Only stickers, if that's what tickles your fancy! Don't Leave the House Without Them! We guarantee you'll find ample opportunities to label things as you wander through the world. Your friend's laptop, your mean cousin's jacket, your parole officer's business card...the opportunities are endless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePRANK YOUR FRIENDS. Who wouldn't appreciate you labelling their textbook for easy identification? What coworker wouldn't love to find instructions attached to their sandwich in the community fridge?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS. Despite being a purely practical product, for some reason people seem to think it's funny to stick them on my back, which is weird because I can be used in a variety of ways.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLABEL YOUR BELONGINGS CORRECTLY. Who hasn't accidentally forgotten where their toothbrush goes? 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Frankly, that's a little offensive. We strained long and hard to come up with this. I was supposed to drop my kids off at the pool, but NOOO, my boss made me work on prank bumper stickers. I even had tickets to see the Browns in the SuperBowl, but I had to stay in the office. So a little nugget of appreciation would be nice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEVERYBODY POOPS \u0026amp; IT'S HIGH-TIME WE ACKNOWLEDGED IT. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Let's start a rallying cry of honks in support of this natural bodily process.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMESS WITH YOUR FRIENDS. Stick the 3\" x 6\" bumper sticker on anything where your victim won't expect it. 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