May Week 1 Newsletter

May 1, 2026

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What We're Laughing At

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🏋️Workout Fails

Resistance bands are the new vasectomy

🪆Doll Drive-Thru Prank

Can we offer you a Taco Belle

🔥Don't Light a Match

Inflammable fart, meet unstoppable fire

☠️60 Seconds of Jumpscare Pranks

Warning: (totally justified) language

✂️Super B!tch

TFW your client is funnier (and less flatulent) than you are

📱Phone Text Replacement Prank

"Does this message make me look fat?"

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