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March 27, 2026
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What Your Spotify Says About You
by Lindsey Shellhammer
3. The “I Don’t Have Spotify” Person
You say this with a certain smug pride.
“I don’t really use Spotify. I just listen to CDs…and the radio.”
We hate to be the ones to break this to you, but that sentence automatically adds fifteen years to your perceived age. Spotify has been around since 2008. At this point not having it is less of a preference and more of a lifestyle choice involving cargo shorts and saying things like “kids these days.”
You don’t discover new music—you encounter it accidentally while waiting for the weather report.
