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November 7, 2025
The 1-Minute Wit
Total Reading Time: ~1 minute
Enough time to complain to Starbucks CS that you didn’t get that stupid bear cup everyone’s crying about.
Microdose yourself with our team’s top picks for weird, witty and wholesome stuff we’ve found online this week.
Pretty sure they know what you did last summer.
And people think our prank products are elaborate. Warning: (totally justified) swearing.
The “While You Poop” Advent Calendar
Can of Lysol not included.
Witty Yeti in Mad Max: Fury Road
Look, Ma, we’re in movies. Ish.
The stocking stuffer that’s the opposite of a Fun Dip.
Can we call a chiropractor for you, pops?
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Give the gift of preparedness to anyone who’s ever gambled on a fart and lost.
When their belly betrays them in enemy territory, they’ll remember who had their back (and rear) when it mattered most.
Witty Yeti has your back, soldier. We’re ready to fight dirty, even if your underwear isn’t.
Stock is limited! Grab your Witty Yeti Shart Kit: Tactical Edition and turn someone’s blue Christmas into a brown one.
You’re welcome.