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March 20, 2026
What We're Laughing At
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The Circle of Life loses a little something in translation
💩Solid, Liquid, or Gas T-Shirt
If you're 3 for 3 today, congrats on a digestive bingo
Obligatory disclaimer: Witty Yeti does not endorse giving real weapons to toddlers
From our competitors friends at Genuine Fred
🌭Modern Problems, Modern Solutions
I've got a washer, got a washer full of hot dogs
Need Easter Basket Inspo?*
Some of our current faves:
- Middle Finger Easter Egg
- Chirping Egg Sound Prank
- Chicken Egg Lamp
- SomeBunny Needs a Shot
- Farting Easter Egg
- Rubber Chicken & Egg Squish
- Middle Finger Bunny Egg
*Yeti Peeps are not real. :(
A Free Gift for You
Get in, losers. We're going to Target to put Bad Parking Cards on Cybertrucks.
If you're a fan of our Bad Parking Cards, do we have a gift for you. Click the link below to download and print your own little citations of chaos.
We even included a censored version so you can teach the kiddos how to hit and run call out assholes in family-friendly terms.
You're welcome.
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