March Week 2 Newsletter

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March 13, 2026
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PSA: Tomorrow Is Pi Day!

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Weird & Wacky Pie Things

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Actual Pi Pie Pan
Try saying that five times fast

This Abomination
Not your grandma's pie. Your grandma, maybe

Doritos & Onion Pie
For when you really don't want a second date

Pi Sunglasses
Keep your eyes on the pi(s)

Face Pot Pie
For that special cannibal in your life?


What We're Laughing At

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🍳Hotel Breakfast Prank
Hang onto your toast, y'all

🍪Expectation Vs. Reality
When your cookie dough manspreads in the oven

☎️Your Call Is Important to Us
Probably shouldn't have had those tacos before getting put on hold

🦜Parrot Headbang
We're totally here for this album, ngl

🎶Singing Prank Thank You Card
This is the song that doesn't end...until the battery dies. Literally

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A St. Patty's Day Roundup

Singing Shamrock Prank
Irish you a happy birthday

Leprechaun Fur Ball Yard Game
Please keep all balls inside your pants

Green Fortune Cookies
Fusion food is so, like, trendy right now

A St. Patrick's Day Carol
Maybe someday we'll be as funny as Game Changer

Middle Finger Shamrock
A gift for an unlucky day

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