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💀Such a Buzzkill
Warning: A gun is not a Toy (Story)
🟨Future Pee Energy Drink
The flavor is Light Yellow, which is...A Choice
🎶How Can You Know If He's Crazy
Because unsolicited serenades are definitely sane behavior
📽️Notflix Video Prank
And we thought our prank products were elaborate. 12/10, no notes
💧Mad Max: Yeti Road
Look, Ma, we went viral
Weird & Wholesome
Here's what we're loving this week in the world of chaotic good.
Warning: No Dog Detected
@unnecessaryinventions has done it again.
Unnecessary? Maybe. Totally awesome? YES.
This extremely specific camera only takes a picture when your furry photo-bomber is in the frame. Cat parents, eat your hearts out.
Because every photo without a dog is just a missed op-pawtunity.
Okay, we'll stop. But go take a look, because it's amazing.
Yeti Superpowers — Now Revealed!!
For centuries, scholars have debated the existence of the Yeti—an elusive mountain cryptid said to roam remote peaks, possess mysterious supernatural abilities, and avoid human contact (sounds like the dream).
Sightings are rare. Evidence is inconclusive. Footprints appear briefly in the snow before vanishing into legend. But it has been watching us, possibly for centuries, lurking behind the snack aisle at Costco, ogling as we fight over samples and who gets in the mile-long line next.
So naturally, people wonder: Is the Yeti magical? Does it have superpowers? Does it wipe or use a bidet?
Burning questions, indeed. While we can’t know for sure about that last one, we can confirm --
