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February 20, 2026
In This Week's Issue:
- What We're Laughing At
- Shart, This Is a Wendy's
- Gas Stations Are Not Gift Shops: A PSA
What We're Laughing At
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RIP that dude's weiner. Not that kind of weiner, you pervs
New game: Add Witty Yeti and ruin improve a movie
Spring cleaning, anyone? (Anyone?)
Round Two: RIP yet another guy's weenie
Warning: Please don't point at airline pilots. Anyone else (over 18) is fair game
Our Fans Recommend:
Never change, Tommy. Never change.
Actually, change your underwear.
Witty Wildcard
Need a break from answering emails? Queueing at the DMV? Stalking your ex on Instagram? Take your chances below on a random boredom-breaker.
From the Desk of W. Yeti
A recent unofficial study conducted by Witty Yeti’s Department of Totally Legit Extremely Scientific Observations found that 78% of men believe they are “pretty solid” gift-givers, while 82% of women report having mastered the art of pretending to like something while silently questioning their life choices.
Have you ever:
- Bought flowers from a gas station next to the rotisserie hot dogs?
- Said “I didn’t know what to get you” after 4+ years?
- Couldn’t decide between 2 different gifts, so you didn’t buy either one?
- Considered a car accessory a romantic gesture?
If you feel personally attacked by this, good. Sorry, not sorry.
There is still time before the next holiday. (Hint: Mother’s Day is May 10th).
