Stopping by Walmart on a Snowy Evening
Whose truck this is I think I know
Only my in-laws drive this slow
The parking lot's a living hell
My shoes are filling up with snow
My shopping cart is out of luck
It squeaks like hell, a wheel is stuck
They're out of butter, eggs and bread
And coffee? What the actual
The guy behind in checkout line
Coughs in my hair and thinks it's fine
No jingle bells, just screeching kids
The cashier's slow, my card declines
This store is crowded, hot and cheap
But I have promises to keep,
And sh!t to do before I sleep,
And sh!t to do before I sleep.
