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December 4, 2025
The 1-Minute Wit
Total Reading Time: ~1 minute
Enough time to ask Alexa to reorder Scotch tape, because you're going to run out when you only have one present left to wrap
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like
Y'all Can't Drive
What We're Laughing At
Besides the idiots who apparently have never seen snow before, here's what we're finding funny and freaky AF this week. Enjoy.
🌲Bushman Christmas Tree
City sidewalks, scary sidewalks
City sidewalks, scary sidewalks
🎀Giant Pasta Potholders
The only kind of bow tie we need this season
The only kind of bow tie we need this season
👶This...Pregnancy Workout?
And the totally adorable couple killing it
And the totally adorable couple killing it
☁️Pantone's 2026 Color of the Year Is...
Literally no color at all. U ok, Pantone?
Literally no color at all. U ok, Pantone?
🐾Procatinator.com
Yes, we wasted too much time here, no regrets
Yes, we wasted too much time here, no regrets
💀Witty Yeti's New DEI Hire
He prefers "dermalogically challenged" to "freaking creepy," okay
He prefers "dermalogically challenged" to "freaking creepy," okay
✏️Offensive Colored Pencils for Adults
We're particularly fond of "Insufferable Vegan Green"
We're particularly fond of "Insufferable Vegan Green"
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