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Spring Is in the Air!
The sun is shining, the pollen is asthma-ing, and here at Witty Yeti we're locked in a windowless, toilet-lined room field testing the Shart Survival Kit.
Meanwhile, keep an eye on our blog and socials for upcoming gift ideas.
Father's Day is coming faster than a bad boyfriend, so get to shopping before Dad has to pretend he doesn't have a favorite child.
What We're Laughing At
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💨Top Tier Fart Pranks, Rank(ed)
RIP that poor grandma
🎡I Forgot the Shoulder Straps
Just in time for state fair season
🐶Pooping Dog Toothpaste Topper
For those people who kiss their dogs on the mouth
🦀Live Crab Cooking Fails
Ngl we are rooting for the crabs here. And Darwinism.
🧻Diabolical Toilet Paper Prank
Best condom ad ever, tbh
Don't Try This At Home in the Car, Kids
